The facts are these...A crossover between Sherlock and Pushing Daisies.

You can’t touch me.
So a kiss is out of the question?
I just lost my train of thought.

You can’t touch me.

So a kiss is out of the question?

I just lost my train of thought.

Nun on the run!
Nun on the run!
We are so going to hell!

Nun on the run!

Nun on the run!

We are so going to hell!

Death by scratch and sniff. What the hell happened to people shooting each other with guns?

Death by scratch and sniff. What the hell happened to people shooting each other with guns?

You can’t just touch someone’s life and just be done with it.
Yes I can. That’s how I roll.

You can’t just touch someone’s life and just be done with it.

Yes I can. That’s how I roll.

Well who died instead?
It’s a random proximity thing.
Bitch! I was in proximity.

Well who died instead?

It’s a random proximity thing.

Bitch! I was in proximity.